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If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran m…

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran m…

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"Looks like they talked the talk, but couldn't walk the walk…straight to safety! 🗣️💁‍♂️ #ChattyVictim"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bitter, bitter end, comfort, dark, dark humor, end, ever, feel, humor, i, knowing, mouth, murder, ran, ran mouth, sarcasm on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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