If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Forget counting sheep—I'm signing autographs! 🏆🐑😴" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’ Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet. I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found. Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing? I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”