If only my teeth were as white as my legs. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf only my teeth were as white as my legs. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal. Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro! No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.