If we were subway rats, Iād share my pizza crust with you. Posted onJan 18, 2026Feb 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:The highest form of bromance: sharing pizza crumbs and a 6 train. ššš Related funny posts š The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza. Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny. Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes. Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?