If we were subway rats, Iβd share my pizza crust with you. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:The highest form of bromance: sharing pizza crumbs and a 6 train. πππ Related Funny Quotes π€ Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza. People pass a joint around like itβs no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, Iβm a weirdo. I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one. Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!? Donβt forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.