If you can stand me, you deserve me!

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Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

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Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

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Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

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You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

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Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

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I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

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Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

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I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.