If you can stand me, you deserve me! Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you can stand me, you deserve me! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand. Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less. If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600. People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible. Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.