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I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

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Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

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Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

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“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

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Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

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I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

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“Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

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My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

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Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

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Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.