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"Who knew being a shark's meal could make you feel so unique? 🦈 Just remember, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade… or in this case, shark bait! 😅 Stay positive, right? Stay fin-tastic, my friend! 🌊"

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Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

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Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

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I’m running out of people I like.

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Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

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I’m instantly 70% nicer after 3 p.m. on Fridays.

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Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

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57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

24 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

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Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

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I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

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Freshly posted on X:

Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.

Spotted on Telegram:

Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

Spotted on Telegram:

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Shared recently on TikTok:

People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

Seen just now on Threads:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Seen just now on Threads:

YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.

Shared recently on Discord:

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

I’m running out of people I like.

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

I’m instantly 70% nicer after 3 p.m. on Fridays.

Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

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