If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Haha, same here—just auditioning for *The Voice* in my head! 🎤🚿😂 Related funny posts 😂 We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them. I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud. Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this? Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit! When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”