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If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

Commentary:
Haha, same here—just auditioning for *The Voice* in my head! 🎤🚿😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged entertainment, humor, i, me, need, pretending, routine, self-deprecating, shower, sing, singing on May 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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