If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Haha, same here—just auditioning for *The Voice* in my head! 🎤🚿😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower. Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing. My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert. I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono. My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.