If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

Commentary:
“Need some me-time? Just yell out, ‘I need urgent assistance in the kitty litter department!’ 🐱💩 You’ll have the room all to yourself in no time! Just be prepared for curious looks and possible feline companionship 😂🐾 #DesperateMeasures”

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