If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play. Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Remember, it's all about the rock 'n' roll theatrics! 🤘🎸 Act like every chord is a dramatic battle against gravity and watch the audience be in awe of your musical suffering! 😂 #GuitarHero" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it. If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong. Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically. I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck. If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.
