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Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

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Rap fell off when literacy stopped being a requirement.

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I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

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On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

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Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

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I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

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That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

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If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

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People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

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It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

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My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

84 shares on Slack this month:

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

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Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

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Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

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Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

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The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

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I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

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There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

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Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

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An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

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Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

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Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

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If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

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Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

Rap fell off when literacy stopped being a requirement.

I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

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