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If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

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"Remember, it's all about the rock 'n' roll theatrics! 🤘🎸 Act like every chord is a dramatic battle against gravity and watch the audience be in awe of your musical suffering! 😂 #GuitarHero"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, attitude, band, guitar, humor, hurt, music, performance, play, sure on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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