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"Remember, it's all about the rock 'n' roll theatrics! 🤘🎸 Act like every chord is a dramatic battle against gravity and watch the audience be in awe of your musical suffering! 😂 #GuitarHero"

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All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

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Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

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Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

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My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.

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I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

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I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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Not my room, not my elephant.

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Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

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God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

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Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

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Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

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My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

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If you want to sell something to a woman, show her other women using it. If you want to sell something to a man, prove to him no other man has it.

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It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

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I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

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The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

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Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

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Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

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If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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