If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work. I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck. If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel. There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar. You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.