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  • I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.
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  • If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.
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  • What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.
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