If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

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“Remember, folks, there’s a fine line between being cool and carrying leftovers from a failed pickup line in your wallet. 🌶️😏 #DateNightDisasters”

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