If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow. Funny Quotes Mar 15, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Remember, folks, there's a fine line between being cool and carrying leftovers from a failed pickup line in your wallet. 🌶️😏 #DateNightDisasters" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday. Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication. “Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive. And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date. First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.
