If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it. Posted onSep 22, 2023May 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit. The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!” People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys. Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes. There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.
