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๐๐ "Ah, the universal magic trick of homeownership: waving your keys in front of a giant house and hoping for the best. If only it were that easy! Maybe we should try waving a toaster at a bank next and see if that works too? ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐"
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If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.
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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, whatโs your flex?
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I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.
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It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.
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Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.
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Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.
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