If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Thinking cap on, pizza oven preheated! 🍕🤔 If it's not cheesy, I can't make it easy! 😄 Related funny posts 😂 If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking. Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row. The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza. The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.