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Have you tried complaining about it?

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You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

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My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

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You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

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Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?