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  • Home is where you can walk around like a bum.
  • Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!
  • I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?
  • I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.
  • I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.
  • Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.