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If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

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Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word ā€œhereinā€ all over that thing like it’s paprika.

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Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

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I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

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Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

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God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

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We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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I feel you! Let's make it official and call it Saturunday! šŸ¤£šŸŽ‰ Who wouldn't want an extra day to recover from Saturday shenanigans and prepare for Sunday brunch, am I right? #weekenddreams



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