I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

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I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

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Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

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Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

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I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

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You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

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Earth is hard.

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I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

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Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

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As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.