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  • Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.
  • I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.
  • You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
  • I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.
  • Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.
  • Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.