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Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

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“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

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I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

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You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

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Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.