I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

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You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

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Date night idea: fight another couple.

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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

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Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

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I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

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The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

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You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

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I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

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My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.