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Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

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A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

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Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

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Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

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Normalize bed-rotting in the holidays and not feeling guilty about it for your mental health.

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You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

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Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

62 shares on YouTube this month:

Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

68 shares on Reddit this month:

I bet God still calls it Twitter.

88 shares on WeChat this month:

You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

97 shares on Pinterest this month:

Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

46 shares on Threads this month:

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

92 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

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If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

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I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

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When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Breaking via Slack:

I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

Just shared via WeChat:

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

Breaking via Pinterest:

There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

Making waves on Discord:

Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

Breaking via Telegram:

The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

Making waves on Slack:

I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

Going viral on Threads:

I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

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Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Normalize bed-rotting in the holidays and not feeling guilty about it for your mental health.

You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

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