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I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

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โ€œDo it scared!โ€ Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

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Time needs a speed limit.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

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People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

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