I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars. Posted on1 day ago20 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Reaching for the stars, but my arms are too short! πππ€² Related Funny Quotes π€ Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other. Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait. Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars. No, Iβm not depressed. Iβm sure thereβs just something wrong with the planets or stars or something. That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.