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If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

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Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

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The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

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When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.