I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

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The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

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It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

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When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

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“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

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Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.