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  • Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.
  • I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.
  • Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.
  • Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.
  • If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?
  • Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.