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‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

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I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

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So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

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If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

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You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

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Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

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Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

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Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

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Don’t forget to make everything about you today.