I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like handshakes are officially canceled in favor of royal greetings! 👑🤝 Better start practicing your bow or kneel down technique, folks! Who needs hand sanitizer when you've got regal manners? 😄🙇♂️" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched. I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief. A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it. The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line. I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.