I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

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"Ah, yes… the art of sleep-thinking! Who needs REM when you can have REMiniscing? 🛌🤔💭😴"

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