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  • My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.
  • One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.
  • We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.
  • My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.
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