I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Missing early morning meetings is an art form 🎨 Who needs alarms when you have natural talent like this? Maybe next time, try setting your alarm to snooze and repeat 5 times, just to keep things interesting 😉⏰ #ProfessionalSleeper" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed. Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.
