I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

I'm so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Commentary:
“Missing early morning meetings is an art form 🎨 Who needs alarms when you have natural talent like this? Maybe next time, try setting your alarm to snooze and repeat 5 times, just to keep things interesting 😉⏰ #ProfessionalSleeper”

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