I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed. Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale. It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.
