I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me. Posted on7 days ago7 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the art of strategic laziness! Just casually lounging around while battles line up to choose you. 🛋️⚔️ Who knew procrastination could be so empowering? 😄 #LazyStrategies" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles. Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher. I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome. I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape. Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.