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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

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Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

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I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

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Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

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33 shares on Twitch this month:

The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

24 shares on Instagram this month:

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

88 shares on TikTok this month:

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

15 shares on Telegram this month:

I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

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Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

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Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

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Just landed via X:

Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

Making waves on Facebook:

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Spotted on Pinterest:

…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

Spotted on Facebook:

“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

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