I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story. Funny Quotes May 20, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features. My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks. If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger. I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.