I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

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Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

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I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

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I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

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Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.