I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head. Posted on3 hours ago3 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!” A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in. It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.