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Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

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At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

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If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

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It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

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I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

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Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

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I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

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Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?