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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

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Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

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Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.