Iā€™m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

Iā€™m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.
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What a perfect way to passive-aggressively immortalize those who have burnt their bridges with you! šŸ”„šŸ’€ "Obitchuaries: The Ultimate Revenge Saga" – coming soon to a bookstore near you! šŸ“–šŸ˜‚#SorryNotSorry #WriteThemOff

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