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Just the thought of being a carefree dinosaur roaming around, oblivious to work, bills, and drama, until… *extinction enters the chat* 🦖💼💸🦕❌ #LifeFindsAWayToMessWithYou

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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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2 months ago

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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2 months ago

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The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

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2 months ago

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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2 months ago

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Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

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5 months ago

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None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

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2 months ago

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88 shares on Telegram this month:

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

60 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

47 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

10 shares on Discord this month:

I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

87 shares on TikTok this month:

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

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Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

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I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

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My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

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Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

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I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

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People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5.

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Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

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Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

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That one British friend that’s too bloke.

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Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

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Seen just now on Telegram:

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

Making waves on Facebook:

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

Just landed via Slack:

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

Making waves on Reddit:

I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

Live now on X:

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

Spotted on Twitch:

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

Going viral on Instagram:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Going viral on Messenger:

“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

Making waves on Instagram:

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

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