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My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

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The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

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A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

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Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

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We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

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Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.