Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

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If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

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Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

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I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

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The only way to my heart is with a knife.

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I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

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150 years ago, you could just fake your death and go overseas and live a completely different life if you didn’t like the way the cards were originally dealt.