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  • Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.
  • Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.
  • How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.
  • It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.
  • “Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.
  • You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”