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Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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To be gentle in this world is an act of rebellion.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

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Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Short men store so much anger in their little body.

Trending via Reddit:

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

Breaking via Facebook:

Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

Going viral on Twitch:

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Going viral on X:

“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

Shared recently on Threads:

Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

Going viral on WeChat:

The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

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I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

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Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

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My middle finger salutes you.

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Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.

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The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

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79 shares on Twitch this month:

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

94 shares on Discord this month:

People never run off to join the circus anymore.

67 shares on Instagram this month:

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

54 shares on Twitch this month:

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

40 shares on Telegram this month:

Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?

75 shares on Messenger this month:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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Going viral on Telegram:

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

Going viral on Telegram:

Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

Shared recently on Threads:

Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

Spotted on YouTube:

Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.

Live now on Instagram:

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

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I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

My middle finger salutes you.

Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.

The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

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