Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

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In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

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If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

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You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

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An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

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“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

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If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

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Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.