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Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

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Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

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Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

Just landed via Messenger:

Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

Breaking via TikTok:

I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

Spotted on Facebook:

If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

Spotted on Twitch:

Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

Just shared via Slack:

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

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I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

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I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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My favorite color is money.

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67 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

I love my bed so much, what a place.

35 shares on TikTok this month:

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

86 shares on X this month:

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

93 shares on Reddit this month:

Have your guardian angel call my guardian angel.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

75 shares on TikTok this month:

People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

64 shares on Slack this month:

In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

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Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I hope this email kills us both.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

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Shared recently on Instagram:

The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I am cassette tape years old.

Trending via Pinterest:

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

Making waves on Reddit:

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

Making waves on Facebook:

Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

Just landed via Discord:

Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

Going bananas on Threads:

Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

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I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

My favorite color is money.

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