In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

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I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

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The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

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I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

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That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

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After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

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A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

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It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

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Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

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Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

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And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”