In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs company when you've got a delicious pizza by your side? 🍕👫 Solo pizza parties are where it's at! Just me, myself, and pepperoni. #PizzaOverPeople" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle. Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you. I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.” I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure. If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.