In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs company when you've got a delicious pizza by your side? 🍕👫 Solo pizza parties are where it's at! Just me, myself, and pepperoni. #PizzaOverPeople" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money. I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general. I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship. Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?