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So many people to disappoint, so little time.

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I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

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Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

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Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

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Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.

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Just came back from my walk, and I was right about everything.

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Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.