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My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

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A garlic a day keeps people away.

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I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

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If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

A garlic a day keeps people away.

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