Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

Instead of renting an apartment, I'm going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

Commentary:
“Oh, the iconic lighthouse life! 🏠🤪 Who needs neighbors when you can have seagulls and solitude instead? 🌊 Just make sure you stock up on enough tea and books to keep your sanity afloat! ☕📚”

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