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Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

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"Disturb my beauty sleep, and you may find yourself gasping for air 😴💢💨 Sweet dreams, or should I say, be prepared for some hostile night vibes! 😂💤 #NoSleepNoMercy"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged breathing, humor, interrupt, joke, rest, sleep, threat on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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