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A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

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Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

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I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

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Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

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Breaking via WeChat:

Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

Shared recently on X:

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

Just shared via Facebook:

I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…

Just shared via WeChat:

I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

Live now on LinkedIn:

My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

Just shared via WeChat:

At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

Just landed via Facebook:

“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

Freshly posted on Slack:

If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

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Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

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Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

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I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

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Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

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46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I think God was high when he made me.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”

80 shares on YouTube this month:

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

Telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing.

60 shares on WeChat this month:

Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

33 shares on Discord this month:

If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

85 shares on X this month:

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

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Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via WeChat:

Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

Trending via Twitch:

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Just landed via YouTube:

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

Just shared via Messenger:

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

Making waves on Discord:

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

Making waves on Slack:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

Seen just now on Telegram:

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

Freshly posted on Slack:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

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Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

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