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Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

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The only way to my heart is with a knife.

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I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

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Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer.

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.

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“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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That fight could’ve been an email.

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Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

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I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

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I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

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Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

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Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

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My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

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I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

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Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

The only way to my heart is with a knife.

I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer.

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

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I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

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I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

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