Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.