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I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

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That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

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Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

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Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

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It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

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Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.