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Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

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I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

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Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

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It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

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A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

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I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.