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I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

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Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

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I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

95 shares on Messenger this month:

When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

69 shares on X this month:

I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

61 shares on Slack this month:

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

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Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

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Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

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Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

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There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

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Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

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A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

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When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

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The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

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