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"Life is full of unexpected plot twists, just like thinking you're in for a chill 'lean-back' moment, only to be rudely introduced to the world of 'balancing act on a stool' 😂🪑 #UnexpectedChairDrama"

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My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

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The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

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I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

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Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

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I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

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I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

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If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

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I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

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Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

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I am not in a good place, geographically.

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If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

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Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

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My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

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I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

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“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

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Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

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I’m sick of waking up thinking about the government, and going to bed thinking about the government.

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Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

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“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

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Being social sucks all my energy.

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I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

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The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

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I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

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Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

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It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

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It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

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