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It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not kno…

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not kno…

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"Receiving a mystery Valentine's Day card is like a romantic game of Clue 🕵️‍♀️: 'Was it Cupid in the garden with an arrow?' But a mystery Father's Day card just raises questions like 'Wait, who's my real dad?' 🤔🃏"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged card, day, excitement, exciting, father's, Father's Day, humor, know, much, mystery, relationships, surprises, valentine's, Valentine’s Day on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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