It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

Commentary:
“Receiving a mystery Valentine’s Day card is like a romantic game of Clue 🕵️‍♀️: ‘Was it Cupid in the garden with an arrow?’ But a mystery Father’s Day card just raises questions like ‘Wait, who’s my real dad?’ 🤔🃏”

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