Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.