It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Standing atop Christmas, but the bells are on a coffee break 🎅🔔☕ Related funny posts 😂 Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas. My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy. Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree. Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.