It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Standing atop Christmas, but the bells are on a coffee break 🎅🔔☕ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty. If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it? Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas. Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.