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Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

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Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

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I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

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Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

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Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

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Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.