It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIt’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings. I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven. If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted. When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work. My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.