Related Funny Quotes 
- Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.
- The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!
- First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.
- When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.
- 80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”