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A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

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I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

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My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

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There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

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It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.