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No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

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Witty quote about the humorous origin of the name Jason, blending history with modern humor.

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"Next stop: Ancient Greece, where Jason was the chillest guy at the toga party. 🎉🤔🌴 #AncientFloridianVibes"

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Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

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Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

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Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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Situation monitoring is not for the uncaffeinated.

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It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

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