I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.
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"Talk about precision cutting! 🍞✂️ Who knew carbs could be so high maintenance? One bite-sized piece at a time, that's the way to go! 😂 #CarbSlicingPro"

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