I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Talk about precision cutting! 🍞✂️ Who knew carbs could be so high maintenance? One bite-sized piece at a time, that's the way to go! 😂 #CarbSlicingPro" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt! When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs. “Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade. Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables. My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.