I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them. Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Talk about precision cutting! 🍞✂️ Who knew carbs could be so high maintenance? One bite-sized piece at a time, that's the way to go! 😂 #CarbSlicingPro" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt! “Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade. My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away. I think my soulmate might be carbs. One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.
