I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before ea… Commentary:"Talk about precision cutting! 🍞✂️ Who knew carbs could be so high maintenance? One bite-sized piece at a time, that's the way to go! 😂 #CarbSlicingPro" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt! “Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade. When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs. Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious. Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.
