I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them. Posted on8 hours ago8 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade. Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt! My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away. Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away. I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.
